Have any of you...

KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
...ever banged a bitch from behind...and you're going in and out at a very fast pace...you end up slipping out and go to pump her again and your dick reaches the road block.2348ji23e Ouch! I had that happen last night...I'm trying to recover.
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
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Calm down, Lloyd. I'm just being an idiot.:cheers

Integrity begged me to come on and be an ass so that people could hate me instead of him. I'll now focus on my handicapping skills!
 
Lloyd Dobler

Lloyd Dobler

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KingOfSbr said:
Calm down, Lloyd. I'm just being an idiot.:cheers

Integrity begged me to come on and be an ass so that people could hate me instead of him. I'll now focus on my handicapping skills!
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Good work my man, but you're a posting legend and integrity is dirt
 
Jimmy Hoffa

Jimmy Hoffa

1
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Can't say that that's happened to me recently. Although I am familiar with the issue as it has happened in the past...
 
louisvillekid

louisvillekid

EOG Dedicated
Re: Have any of you...

been along time since i had it happen, but it has happened , more than once, which is sad i guess, cause that means i got no rhythm.

how bout this. anyone ever use those free lifestyle condoms you get from school or a clinic and they are the old or possibly defect ones and that's why they were free and you bang a chick and after you're done and pull out all you got is a rubber ring around the base and the rest is up in her?
I've had that happen twice, and neither girl was happy.
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Those rubbers they give out for free are a bunch of shit. It defeats the purpose of handing out condoms for protection. :LMAO
 
Integrity

Integrity

EOG Master
Re: Have any of you...

What a thread!

I get dissed by my own friend and called dirt by someone I am assuming is a ghost of someone from the other place.

Yet, instead of being bitter, I enjoyed reading this!

Way to really introduce yourself, Kinger. You are gonna be a star at this place...
 
HI McDonough

HI McDonough

Banned
Re: Have any of you...

louisvillekid said:
been along time since i had it happen, but it has happened , more than once, which is sad i guess, cause that means i got no rhythm.

how bout this. anyone ever use those free lifestyle condoms you get from school or a clinic and they are the old or possibly defect ones and that's why they were free and you bang a chick and after you're done and pull out all you got is a rubber ring around the base and the rest is up in her?
I've had that happen twice, and neither girl was happy.
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Dude, you have to stop getting your rubbers from Cosmo Kramer.
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
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I was with this ho last night and she tells me to wash down there before she can give me a blowjob. I was deeply offended but I couldn't pass up on the blowjob.
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
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I'm serious and it's very painful to be asked to do such a thing. I love that you laugh at my pain! You deserve all the EOG hate! :LMAO
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
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THE SHRINK said:
Have u recovered from your painful experience the other night?

Do you need any K Y?
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Well, I was working on it last night. It's amazing what this penis can do. Just give it a day or so and it fixes itself. I love this thing. I wish I could give myself head. I'd keep it happy and wouldn't have to go out trying to spend hundreds of dollars hunting for girls. I hate my life. 2938u4ji23
 
Blondie

Blondie

EOG Master
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KingOfSbr said:
Well, I was working on it last night. It's amazing what this penis can do. Just give it a day or so and it fixes itself.
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I learn something new every day around here...

KingOfSbr said:
I wish I could give myself head. I'd keep it happy and wouldn't have to go out trying to spend hundreds of dollars hunting for girls. I hate my life. 2938u4ji23
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Awww you sound like you need a

:hug:
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
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I don't really hate myself. I just love to throw money away and give it to sportsbooks in 3rd world countries. 2348ji23e
 
Blondie

Blondie

EOG Master
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KingOfSbr said:
YES! She fell for it, Integrity. She's giving me hugs already. Next thing you know she'll be kissing me and falling under my spell.
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Hmmm, it would take a lot for anyone with SBR in their name to capture me under a spell

:+textinb3
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
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Blondie said:
Hmmm, it would take a lot for anyone with SBR in their name to capture me under a spell

:+textinb3
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Blondie - I totally took over that forum. I was named Best New Comer...and they made me their King. I plan to overtake all forums and make you my Queen.
 
Blondie

Blondie

EOG Master
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KingOfSbr said:
Blondie - I totally took over that forum. I was named Best New Comer...and they made me their King. I plan to overtake all forums and make you my Queen.
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Sounds like you have your goals in order.

As I said, it will take a lot with your choice of usernames though

You really think you are up to the challenge? :pop:
 
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