GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

GreenDoberman

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To our target audience:

Good evening Asians and Illiterates,
Rising from the Ashes of Neverland spawns a creature so hideous and so indescribable that it has to be locked away in the far reaches of the asylum.

Here to entertain as well as educate, perhaps even at time confuse you, I bring you my story. Lying somewhere close to the coordinates between somnambulism and psychosis, and heretofore referred to as SBSAP, are the thoughts and ramblings of a drunken man in a prohibition society.

As before, you are encouraged to read but not reply. Due to the solipsistic nature and function of this thread it may not always be pleasant and may even leave a lingering aftertaste.

That is all for now.

To the literati: Godspeed
To the large Asian viewership: Konichiwa Bitches!

and so it begins....
 
GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

All rise for the playing....

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GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

For those new to obscure reference and those still yet to fall down the rabbit-hole into dystopic, a primer of sorts:

Old features such as:
Green-Green: Ambivalent Ex-Bookie
The Dobie Dozen
Completely Worthless Contest of the Day
Dear Doberman
The Dobie Dozen

Sub-features such as:
Simply Lily Thai
Completely Useless Fact o' Day
Today's Fuck You Rant
Great Moments in Movie History
Something for Everyone

New bonus features:
Places I'm Currently Not At
What would Oscar Bellfield Do?
Good Times, Good Times
Forumvillipedia

If you aren't following along yet, simply buckle in and enjoy the ride. It's a lot like the movie "Memento", except it makes much less sense.
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

Let's get this thing started on the count of three, uh four, uh, three:

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GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

And now the real SBSAP anthem:

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GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

One more:

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GreenDoberman

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Green-Green: Ambivalent Ex-Bookie

Green-Green: Ambivalent Ex-Bookie

I am ex-bookie hear to help playerrs win mony. Bold print means imporant as do ecksclamashun marks!!!

Always remember:

PONTS DONE MATHER!!!!

here are some completely random plays from my spedsheet, i hope to go 50% or the same:

Tulsa/Ball State Under 72.5
W.Va. -3
Bradley +2
Wizards +12.5

I am not hear to help you, I simply done care.

DONE FORGET, JUICE -105 AND PONTS DONE MATHER!!!!

Green-Green
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Today's fuck you rant

Today's fuck you rant

Why is it every time I try and find a picture and type a phrase in a search engine 90% of the pictures are of fucking cats? I mean is there that big a marketplace for images of fucking cats? Do people sit around in their trailers all day wasting bandwidth and googling "cat"? Maybe there is some sort of secret feline fetish that I was not aware of (and believe me I am aware of lots of them) that has people furiously masturbating all day to Garfield and friends. I'm trying to create something both entertaining and educating but running into image search brick walls by the names of Fluffy and Toonces. So to you cat people/fur-fetishists/bandwidth users stop wasting our oxygen at the rate of Tila Tequila and a giant FUCK YOU!

Better now.
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Weird shit

Weird shit

Yep, his name is Dick.

I'm no fan of castration, but there's a time and a place for everything.

Case in point: Late last month, an 88-year-old woman from Portland, Ore., was surprised by a nude, 46-year-old man named Michael G. Dick (no, I'm not kidding), who slipped inside through an unlocked sliding door. <!--more-->This feisty senior, dressed in her bathrobe, grabbed Mr. Dick by his you-know-what and gave him the squeeze of a lifetime. He managed to tear himself free, but police caught up with him and charged him with burglary, indecency and harassment.
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

Jeopardy odds for tonight:

Irish Car Bomb +120
Psycho B +160
GreenDoberman +225


What up Myanmar!
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Forumvilipedia: To Newlywed, newlywedding

Forumvilipedia: To Newlywed, newlywedding

to newlywed, newlywdding- v. excessive use of bold font, large font or exclamation points to emphasize a post or pick.

alt.- to exaggerate a completely unbelievable story that only the foolish would fall for.

Ex. Many attention whores or wannabe touts tend to newlywed their picks and posts when they are winning.

Ex.2. Many attention whores or wannable touts tend to newlywed their picks and posts when they are winning!!!!!!

Ex.3 The poster said he needed just one more game to win a ten-game parlay but everyone figured he was just newlywedding it.
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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What would Oscar Bellfield Do?

What would Oscar Bellfield Do?



Q: If Oscar Bellfield were surrounded by Fidel Castro, Osama Bin Laden, and the ghost of Adolf Hitler what would he do?

A: Oscar would smoothly hit the game-winning shot steal all their girlfriends and bang the homecoming queen.

Oscar's dorm room doesn't have a door, he simply walks through the walls.
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Take that Chris Brown

Take that Chris Brown

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GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

Quite possibly the greatest YouTube video of our generation:

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GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!!


-15 yards for "Newlywedding", repeat first down.
 
Wilson

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Mr Doberman, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
 
GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

Great moments in cinematic history.

We're getting a little ahead of ourselves here Lt. Wilson, but here goes:

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GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

Oh yeah, I'm good:

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GreenDoberman

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Captures the essence

Captures the essence

In this scene Brad Hamilton (Judge Reinhold) decides to jack off in his bathroom while thinking of his sisters hot friend Linda Barrett (Phoebe Cates), but he forgets to lock the door so she comes in to use the crapper and catches him.
 
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GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

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Irish Car Bomb +120
Psycho B +160
GreenDoberman +225


What up Myanmar!
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Final results:

Psycho B 9400
Doberman 5600
Irish Car Bomb 1600
 
GreenDoberman

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Thought of the completely arbitrary time period

Thought of the completely arbitrary time period

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

-William Wallace
 
ballwonder

ballwonder

EOG Master
Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

How many times have you done acid green? Or any other mind altering drugs?
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: GD: Somewhere Between Somnambulism and Psychosis

Believe it or not the correct answer is never. But I play one on the internets.
 
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